With the '08 Golf season already upon us, it would be easy for me to just write down my top 10 golfers this season which would make no sense because we all know that Tiger Woods is the best and the rest will be fighting for second in every event that he is in. Instead here at The Nutz, we will be giving you the top 10 guarantees for this golf season. Without hesitation he it is:
10. Phil Mickelson will change coaches again but this time he will go to the reliable Dr. Phil.
9. Tiger Woods who only entered in 16 events last season will only enter in 8 this year. One before every major and still be the money leader at seasons end.
8. John Daly will win a tournament event this year.
7. John Daly will miss the next 10 cuts after.
6. Rory Sabbatini who was known for his headlines in '07 for calling Tiger Woods "beatable". Will be back in the headlines for calling John Daly "sober". Daly won't be as nice as Woods was.
5. Steve Stricker will finally win a major, but only because he drank a 12 pack of beer that was stashed in his bag, so he could finally LOOSEN HIS ASS UP!
4. Canada will be disappointed by one of their own athletes again as Mike Weir finds out that he was actually born in the United States.
3. Vijah Singh will get caught with possession of marijuana on the 18th green after winning the Players Championship at Sawgrass.
2. Sergio Garcia will finally come out of the closet.
1. While we watch the Masters this year we will get to watch Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus highlights...again!
10. Phil Mickelson will change coaches again but this time he will go to the reliable Dr. Phil.
9. Tiger Woods who only entered in 16 events last season will only enter in 8 this year. One before every major and still be the money leader at seasons end.
8. John Daly will win a tournament event this year.
7. John Daly will miss the next 10 cuts after.
6. Rory Sabbatini who was known for his headlines in '07 for calling Tiger Woods "beatable". Will be back in the headlines for calling John Daly "sober". Daly won't be as nice as Woods was.
5. Steve Stricker will finally win a major, but only because he drank a 12 pack of beer that was stashed in his bag, so he could finally LOOSEN HIS ASS UP!
4. Canada will be disappointed by one of their own athletes again as Mike Weir finds out that he was actually born in the United States.
3. Vijah Singh will get caught with possession of marijuana on the 18th green after winning the Players Championship at Sawgrass.
2. Sergio Garcia will finally come out of the closet.
1. While we watch the Masters this year we will get to watch Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus highlights...again!
3 comments:
pretty funny Desmond...nice job
Undefeated this season...Guess who...Tim Redican..1-0
your lucky i lost my swing on the back 9
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